Oh, What a Week it's Been

Wowzers! Get this: after only a month of dating, Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Scary Spice, and Eddie Murphy are reportedly set to wed in September, MSN stated. The couple apparently booked the Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles for a “dream wedding.” It seems like everything’s happening just a little too fast.

Bye-bye Tina Fey! People magazine confirmed that Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live is leaving the show after six seasons to focus on her new NBC primetime series 30 Rock. “I’m out of the fake news business now,” Fey told the Television Critics Association’s summer meeting on Saturday. Aww, we’ll miss her on SNL, but we’re definitely psyched to see what she’s working on for her fall series. 

Let the feud begin—Paris Hilton totally denies she hacked into Lindsay Lohan’s BlackBerry and sent out offensive messages to her friends, IMDB reports. Can’t these two ever get along? Anyway, despite all the ongoing cattiness, Paris still finds ways to schmooze dates with cute crooners like James Blunt (whom she has a major crush on). IMDB reported that Paris plans on taking Blunt out for a second date in Malibu, California, regardless of the fact that he’s dating model Petra Nemcova.

I’m sure you’ve all already heard. BUT, just in case you haven’t, I’ll tell you anyway. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are getting hitched. People announced the couple plans on tying the knot on July 29 on a yacht near Saint-Tropez. All the best to these two!

So, what’s happening in the dating world? Well, Starpulse.com recently stated teen star Ryan Cabrera is officially dating Elvis Presley’s granddaughter Riley Keough, just two weeks after ditching Lisa Origliasso of The Veronicas. Ahhh, young love!

IMDB confirmed the producers of the anticipated musical Hairspray have decided to shoot in—are you ready for this?—Toronto! The cast is filled with megastars such as John Travolta, Queen Latifah, Amanda Bynes, Billy Crystal, Michelle Pfeiffer, Zac Efron, Brittany Snow and many more.  Rehearsals have apparently already begun and shooting is starting September 5, so keep your eyes open for it!

Naomi Campbell is at it again. Socialitelife.com reported that when a chef’s tomato, mozzarella and dried ham starter with white wine failed to please the model, she started destroying the furniture on her boyfriend’s yacht during a heated argument with the chef (poor guy). The damage? The total is rumoured to be around $54,000. Wow, I guess the words “cruel and unusual punishment” mean nothing to Ms. Campbell.

I know you all must be sick and tired of hearing this, but I need to ask, where is baby Suri? Let’s hear your creative theories.

-Ro